Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Labour Party Finds A Dream Ticket

In a shocking U-turn, the Labour Party has finally identified a dream ticket for the next general election.

Against a backdrop of sniping and nastiness, Labour activists have called for Tony Blair to stand against Gordon Brown and for John Prescott to be named as his Deputy.

One Labour Party activist expressed a view held by many, "Even though Gordon is odds on favourite to win right now, that young lad Tony could be the best bet to win the next general election. He comes with the baggage of John Prescott, but even that would be preferable to having Harriet Harman."

Sources close to the Chancellor could not be reached for comment.

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